LOLOLOLOL. if you don’t get this I feel so sorry for you. 

LOLOLOLOL. if you don’t get this I feel so sorry for you. 

(via scottishwinds)


And it came to me then. That we were wonderful traveling companions but in the end no more than lonely lumps of metal in their own separate orbits. From far off they look like beautiful shooting stars, but in reality they’re nothing more than prisons, where each of us is locked up alone, going nowhere. When the orbits of these two satellites of ours happened to cross paths, we could be together. Maybe even open our hearts to each other. But that was only for the briefest moment. In the next instant we’d be in absolute solitude. Until we burned up and became nothing.
Haruki Murakami (via whatokay)

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JGL. JGL. JGL. 

(via ellavrena)


nopantsrevolution:


Get in loser, we’re getting health insurance.

OMG

Dying.

nopantsrevolution:

Get in loser, we’re getting health insurance.

OMG

Dying.

(via ellavrena)


Favorite! <3

Favorite! <3

(via sailoreverything)


Sailor Mars &lt;3

Sailor Mars <3


silvermoon424:

Rebloggable by request! :P

TRUE STORY. I would be so rich AND happy.

silvermoon424:

Rebloggable by request! :P

TRUE STORY. I would be so rich AND happy.


b00-handmaidamara:

eatsleepprocrastinate:

recipzees:



when you’re making cookies, right before you pop em in the oven, do you ever just really want to eat the dough? then you do. then someone shouts at you about salmonella or some other disease and you sigh because cookie dough is jusT SO GOOD.
welp! here’s the recipe for edible cookie dough! no sickness risk!
Total amount of time: ~10 minutes
Ingredients
 1/2 cup of all purpose flour
1 pinch of salt
3 tablespoons of butter
1/4 cup of brown sugar
2 tablespoons of white sugar
3/4 teaspoon of vanilla extract 
1 tablespoon of milk
1/4 cup of chocolate chips (mini, if you have them)
Directions
Combine flour, white sugar, brown sugar, salt, butter, vanilla and milk in a bowl. Then, fold in the mini chocolate chips. 
You can either put this in a little bowl to eat like a soft dessert, or roll the dough into little balls and cool them. Once cooled, you can throw them into ice cream or whatever else you like! Stick a lollipop stick into the dough balls for cookie dough cookie pops! 
Enjoy!
more recipes here 


how do you have a tablespoon of butter? genuinely. how do you do that i need this

it should say on the wrapper


II just saw my life flash before my eyes in a happy way.

b00-handmaidamara:

eatsleepprocrastinate:

recipzees:

when you’re making cookies, right before you pop em in the oven, do you ever just really want to eat the dough? then you do. then someone shouts at you about salmonella or some other disease and you sigh because cookie dough is jusT SO GOOD.

welp! here’s the recipe for edible cookie dough! no sickness risk!

Total amount of time: ~10 minutes

Ingredients

  •  1/2 cup of all purpose flour
  • 1 pinch of salt
  • 3 tablespoons of butter
  • 1/4 cup of brown sugar
  • 2 tablespoons of white sugar
  • 3/4 teaspoon of vanilla extract 
  • 1 tablespoon of milk
  • 1/4 cup of chocolate chips (mini, if you have them)

Directions

Combine flour, white sugar, brown sugar, salt, butter, vanilla and milk in a bowl. Then, fold in the mini chocolate chips. 

You can either put this in a little bowl to eat like a soft dessert, or roll the dough into little balls and cool them. Once cooled, you can throw them into ice cream or whatever else you like! Stick a lollipop stick into the dough balls for cookie dough cookie pops! 

Enjoy!

more recipes here 

how do you have a tablespoon of butter? genuinely. how do you do that i need this

it should say on the wrapper

II just saw my life flash before my eyes in a happy way.

(via ellavrena)


victorianoir:

libels:

koolthing:

i’m speechless.

I have to reblog this.

Okay, honestly……..I feel sick.

(via ellavrena)


I love this movie.

I love this movie.

(via crystalmonkeys)


elvishprincess:

ekoenig:

mitt romney’s sons are kind of scary because none of them really look the same they’re all kind of creepy in their own special ways plus they all have a hint of mitt romney and what’s creepier than that
like the first one looks like a mitt and josh hutcherson morphthing
and then the second one behind joshmittcherson is obviously an alien overlord in a human skin that zips up in the back
and the one in the middle i think he speaks spanish he also looks spanish idk i think you might not be mitts child
and the forth is just a chubbier mitt romney i think he’s the one who said he wants to punch the president idk i’d be violent too if my name was taggart
and the fifth one is basically ann romney but a boy and he probably cries a lot

BAHAHAHAHA

elvishprincess:

ekoenig:

mitt romney’s sons are kind of scary because none of them really look the same they’re all kind of creepy in their own special ways plus they all have a hint of mitt romney and what’s creepier than that

like the first one looks like a mitt and josh hutcherson morphthing

and then the second one behind joshmittcherson is obviously an alien overlord in a human skin that zips up in the back

and the one in the middle i think he speaks spanish he also looks spanish idk i think you might not be mitts child

and the forth is just a chubbier mitt romney i think he’s the one who said he wants to punch the president idk i’d be violent too if my name was taggart

and the fifth one is basically ann romney but a boy and he probably cries a lot

BAHAHAHAHA

(via naritaisanairp0rt)


I love this song.

I love this song.

(via voxamberlynn)


Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.
Albert Camus (via cuckoocuckoo)

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